Frequently Unanswered Questions

How can I buy products featuring your artwork?

Most of my works can be purchased through my Redbubble.com storefront. You can select a wide variety of products to have the artwork printed on - from t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies to pillows, tote bags, stickers, and greeting cards. All orders are handled, processed, and shipped directly through Redbubble.com.

Where do you get all of your wacky ideas?

I explain this in the "About Me" section below.

Are your project graphics and/or photo originals available for sale on their own?

No, at this time my source files are not available for purchase. Pretty conceited of me to assume you wanted to buy any of them in the first place, huh?

Why isn't chartreuse [ shart-truce ] a brown color?

Good question, it certainly should be brown instead of yellow-green. If anyone can blast out an explanation for this, please contact me here.

I need some great new music to listen to, any suggestions?

Yes, The Birthday Massacre hands down. Check out this under-rated and overlooked Canadian band. Their unique sound cannot be compared to any other musical group. Don't let their name fool or dissuade you either. If you grew up in the 80's and thought that was one of the best decades for music, then you won't be disappointed. This band's style is often reminiscent of that time period.

Runners Up:

The Dutch symphonic metal bands Delain and Within Temptation

The Finnish symphonic metal band Nightwish

The German symphonic metal band Beyond The Black

and the Scottish synth pop band Chvrches.

About Me

If rumor has it correct, I was hatched from a leathery egg and delivered in a blanket via stork. Being somewhat ahead of my fellow classmates, I earned my Bachelor of Science degree at the age of 7 and three years later completed my doctoral studies in mycology. Otherwise, my childhood was typical with nothing outstanding.

Things began to get more interesting several years later. At the young age of twelve, I got lost in the woods while looking for mushrooms in the Pacific Northwest. I woke up with a bruise on my head to find myself face to face with a Sasquatch. We discussed politics and sports, and I lectured it on its poor hygiene. Our mutual appreciation for cryptozoology was something we both had in common, as it didn't believe I existed either prior to our chance encounter. On my departure, I promised it that I would honor our friendship by making as many unique and zany works of digital art as I possibly could - to put into physical, tangible form the numerous sketches and drawings that it had shown me with a stick in the dirt.

Thus was spawned this website, with samples of my creations to date. Take it or leave it. Be inspired or offended. The choice is yours. But I do hope you will enjoy some of what you see here, and that you will be motivated to make a purchase or two.

Disclaimer: Digital cameras and smartphones were not invented yet when the above events took place, so I have no empirical evidence for my story. You will just have to take my word for it.

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